- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

field day?

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Guest what in the butt

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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