How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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