What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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