Yo Momma is not fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

im telling maguire

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops