Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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