- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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