Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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