- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

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