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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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