You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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