- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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