What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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