- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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