- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Yanter, Look it up

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Brain fart

0 + 0 = 0

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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