My cat just died.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Hello

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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