- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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