What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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