If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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