- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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