- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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