why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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