Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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