Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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