- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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