Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What's the difference between a duck?

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Anti Joke

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