- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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