Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Anti Joke

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