Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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