what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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