Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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