- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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