One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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You idiot.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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