- Anti Joke

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!