- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

guess what? bannanas

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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