What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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