You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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