A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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