- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

No antijoke here.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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