- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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