- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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