whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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