- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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