Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how much fish could a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

thumb_up thumb_down -10

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

thumb_up thumb_down -10

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

thumb_up thumb_down -12

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops