Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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