Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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