- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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