What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Take part of what?

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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