What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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