why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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