What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Chris is hairy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Hello.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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