- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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