Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why? Because.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Denard Robinson

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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