- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Denard Robinson

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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