Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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