Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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