Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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like if your cool

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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