Whats green? Mountain Dew.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Anti Joke

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