- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you scare a black man? You dont

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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