what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

knock knock Goodbye

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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