What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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