- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

bite me

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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