- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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