- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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