- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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