- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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