Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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