- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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