- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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