- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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