- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Death by kayak

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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