- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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