A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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