Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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