whats white and sticky? a white stick

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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civil rights

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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