What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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