- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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