- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What does water smell like? water.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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