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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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