- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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