Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

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Female Orgasms

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Anti Joke

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