- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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