Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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