- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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