What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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