- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

My jeans

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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