- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

13 =B you just learned something

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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