- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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