Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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