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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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