What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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