- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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