- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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