- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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