- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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