- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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