You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Anti Joke

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