A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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