- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A dancer walks into a barre

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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