what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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watch a i d s left

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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