If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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