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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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