A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

a irish man walks past a bar

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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