- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

how much fish could a chicken

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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