Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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