- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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