How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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