Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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