What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A man did not like this site

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Anti Joke

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