A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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