Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Women's Rights

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

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