- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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