- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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