roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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