- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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