"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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