- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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