- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Go away still nothing to see

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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