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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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