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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

sky's sty

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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