- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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