What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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