What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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