there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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