how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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