How old is victor? Half past dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Rebecca Black's career.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

. . I am a whale

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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