You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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