What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Where's my baby??

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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lol

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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