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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

a man checks his mypsace

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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