- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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