Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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