- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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