- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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