- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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