What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Charlie Sheen

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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