Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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