- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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