If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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