"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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