- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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