- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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