How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Women's Rights

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