- Anti Joke

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?