- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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