- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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