For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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