- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Womens rights

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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