there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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i saw amango it splootered

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