- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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