Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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a black man pays his child support

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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