why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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