- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

God is real.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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