- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

i saw amango it splootered

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

hola said the chinese man

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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