why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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