roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

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