How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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