Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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