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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A man died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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