- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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