- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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