A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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