- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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