- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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