What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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