- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Caroline Kelly.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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