Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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