How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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