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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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