How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

womens rights.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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