Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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