How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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