Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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