Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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13 =B you just learned something

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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