A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

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