How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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