- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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