your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Refridgerator.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

you will like this because i am black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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