Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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