why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Well this is pointless.....

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Internet Explorer

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Anti Joke

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