Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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