- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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