What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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denisssssssssssssss

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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