- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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