Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

The diamond one below is hilarious.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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