Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Feminism.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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