- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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