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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

tea with milk?

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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