A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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