How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's just not right? Left

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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