Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yes

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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