- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock? come in

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

123 f*ck off

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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