What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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