Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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VITAMIN C!

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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