- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

haha black people :D

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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