- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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