Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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