- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

12 in general

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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