What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

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