- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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