roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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