- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

My cat just died.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Dwarf Shortage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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