- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Small Penis.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Men's rights

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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