What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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