- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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