- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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