how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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