Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

A man penetrates another man.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What page are you on The gay page.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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