- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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