- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

guess what? bannanas

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