- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A lot eh?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Once upon a time a was born

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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