SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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