- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??