- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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