- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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