Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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