What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Jovan

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