- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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