what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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