Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Anti Joke

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