How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What is life? Paul.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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