- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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