- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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