- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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