How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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