Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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star wars kid

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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