Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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