- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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