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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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SEX

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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people magazine

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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