- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A house comes around the corner.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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