How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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