- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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