Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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