- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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