- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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