- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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