Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Your adopted

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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