Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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