- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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