- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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