What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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