- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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