Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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