- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

if you are reading this your wasting your time

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

TRICERATOPS!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??