Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

David Cameron

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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