- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

can you pass the soap?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??