- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A guy at a baseball game....

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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