What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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