- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.