Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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