Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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