How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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black chicken. kfc

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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