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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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