XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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