- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Pickle

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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