Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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