Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

AIDS

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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