- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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