Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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