- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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