Justin beiber comment if u get it

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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