What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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