A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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