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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

where's mom I killed her

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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