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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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