Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Guess what? I like trains.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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