What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats 1+1? window!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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